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Billy Kaplan ~ Wiccan
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Indie Marvel RP blog. Marvel Earth-616 canon, post Children's Crusade. May get NSFW, click Read More at your own peril.
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kaplanwiccan:

strippeer:

I’m not a robot but I feel like one (by Vini Uehara)

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS BOY IS BILLY KAPLAN.

Posted: 1 day ago with 68 notes - VIA: cosmic-cubes - SOURCE: lookbook.nu - Reblog?
#holy shit #hOLY SHIT #actual real life billy kaplan #this guy's cosplay game is strong

i still cry a little sometimes thinking about all the shit billy and teddy have been through in their young lives. I don’t even know what I want to do with my life and I’m almost 30 and billy knew from the time he was a kid he wanted to be a superhero and teddy has literally no family in the entire cosmos and billy’s all he has and

jesus i’ll be over here

Posted: 2 days ago with 3 notes - Reblog?
#out of mana

Send me a number and I’ll turn to that page in the nearest book and use the first sentence to inspire a starter.

Posted: 2 days ago with 260 notes - VIA: callmewiccan - SOURCE: inboxmemethings - Reblog?

lokicfasgard:

callmewiccan:

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"I never actually thought I would be doing this," Billy said, stepping out of the shadow to eye Loki steadily. Young adulthood suited him well; at least he didn’t feel like he was addressing a twelve-year-old anymore. "I need your help."

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Upon hearing Billy’s voice, the trickster god turned around to make sure he wasn’t going crazy. It had been months since they had last seen each other and the boy was standing right there next to the shadows, looking at him. “You… Billy? Alright, what’s going on here? You, needing my help?”

"Don’t start, Trickster," Billy said with a small frown. "Just hear me out, I don’t like coming to you any more than you like seeing me after all this time." His arms folded over his chest, and Billy shifted a little. "It’s my brother—Tommy. You might have met him once or twice. Looks like me, pale with white hair. Speedster." Billy sighed. "He’s missing."

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#lokicfasgard
chemibomb: "We all know conspiracies are dumb."

chemibomb:

callmewiccan:

callmewiccan:

"Doesn’t make Ancient Aliens any less entertaining."

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"Well— okay, you’ve got a point there."

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"—Now we need to focus on the real shit. Aliens in the sewers.

"Okay, I knew about the Morlocks, but— aliens?"

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#chemibomb
callmewiccan: "You Asshole!"

quickxsilver:

quickxsilver:

Send me “You Asshole!” and I’ll generate a number from 1 to 10
    
    7. My muse did something that almost got my muse AND your muse killed.

callmewiccan

It wasn’t like he had done it intentionally. He would never put his nephew (or himself) in danger if he could help it. But his heart was pounding as he set Billy down on his feet, having to do a few quick maneuvers to get him out of the line of danger. “Okay, plan B,” he said, giving his nephew a guilty look. “Uh…sorry,”: he added, knowing that it was kind of out of place, but that he owed him that much.

"Yes, I remember the plan!" Pietro said, running a hand down his face. Billy was just as frustrated as he was, he had to remind himself, and he did almost get them both killed by putting them both in the line of danger. “Just… part of it might have gone over my head,” he admitted, crossing his arms over his chest before looking back towards where they had come from. “Fine, do you want to lead the way, then?”

The young superhero was still fuming. “Then you’ll remember there is no Plan B. They’ve seen us now, and the place is locking down. And unless you’re fast enough to beat the electronic locks, I doubt we’re gonna get to that computer in time.”

Posted: 2 days ago with 4 notes - VIA: quickxsilver - Reblog?
#quickxsilver

mixed-blood-prince:

"Exactly." Teddy grinned proudly, knowing that he would never be indoctrinated enough to try something like that. Once he was finished he bumped Billy’s shoulder again and took the now empty plates back to the kitchen.

"So who do we want to break the news to first?"

Rolling her eyes, Billy shifted on the couch to curl her legs under her. “Do we reeeeally have to?” she asked softly, sucking her lip a little. “Oh, fine… I guess Kate would be the best bet, she’s never freaked out over any of our weirdness in the past.”

Posted: 2 days ago with 36 notes - VIA: mixed-blood-prince - SOURCE: callmewiccan - Reblog?
#mixedbloodprince #v: small bump

mixed-blood-prince:

"I sincerely hope so." He nudged billy’s shoulder with his own. Married. It still sent a thrill through him. Teddy knew Rebecca an Jeff had their doubts at first but he knew this was right. That they wouldn’t be another statistic.

"And I think you’ll have to get a few drinks in me before I think mixing ice cream with ketchup is a good idea."

Billy snickered softly, shaking her head. “Alcohol does nothing to you, Tee. I should know, I remember the last Avengers barbecue. While I’m sitting there completely shitfaced, you’re still grinning like you’re sipping lemonade.”

Posted: 3 days ago with 36 notes - VIA: mixed-blood-prince - SOURCE: callmewiccan - Reblog?
#mixedbloodprince #v: small bump
chemibomb: "We all know conspiracies are dumb."

chemibomb:

callmewiccan:

"Doesn’t make Ancient Aliens any less entertaining."

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"True, but…C’mon. Aliens took Tupac?

"Well— okay, you’ve got a point there."

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#chemibomb
callmewiccan: I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’d tell me.

cellobowsandarrows:

callmewiccan:

cellobowsandarrows:

Billy you are wrong.

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An owl could totally beat a tiger in a fight.

It’s also like a sixteenth the weight of the tiger—one good chomp or a swipe of one of those paws and it’s a goner, Kate.

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Also tigers can climb.

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"Yeah and how is it going to do that when it has no eyes?  You do realise the owl would just stab its eyes out.

Have you ever seen a real owl?

It is vicious!”

Owls are beautiful, majestic creatures. Unless they’re those little burrower owls, those are cute. And deadly. But mostly cute.

I’m just saying the tiger would make a meal out of it before it got the chance.

Posted: 4 days ago with 6 notes - VIA: cellobowsandarrows - Reblog?
#best #cellobowsandarrows

mixed-blood-prince:

"For once yes. Though my stomach still curls at the thought of you eating chocolate chip and ketchup." Even mentioning it had him shuddering.

"Mind you I will never let you live that down."

"You say that but you didn’t actually try it." Smirking, Billy took another nibble of her breakfast burrito. "The acidity of the tomatoes complimented the savory chocolate very well," she said in a lofty, I’m-totally-messing-with-you voice.

She leaned over, tipping her head to peck Teddy’s cheek lightly. “Never expected you to, Tee. If there’s one thing I’ve looked forward to being married, it’s harassing each other over dumb inside jokes ‘till the end of our days.”

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#mixedbloodprince #v: small bump
callmewiccan: I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’d tell me.

cellobowsandarrows:

callmewiccan:

cellobowsandarrows:

Billy you are wrong.

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An owl could totally beat a tiger in a fight.

The owl would fly away.

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The owl has the high ground Billy!

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It has the advantage

It’s also like a sixteenth the weight of the tiger—one good chomp or a swipe of one of those paws and it’s a goner, Kate.

Also tigers can climb.

Posted: 4 days ago with 6 notes - VIA: cellobowsandarrows - Reblog?
#cellobowsandarrows #what are best friends for tho

roleplayerscoffeeshop:

As much as I say I’m open to anyone answering my opens or memes, and I think I mean it, sometimes a character will pop up and I just go “oh…”

Posted: 4 days ago with 342 notes - VIA: katesgotabow - SOURCE: roleplayerscoffeeshop - Reblog?
callmewiccan: I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’d tell me.

cellobowsandarrows:

Billy you are wrong.

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An owl could totally beat a tiger in a fight.

The owl would fly away.

Posted: 4 days ago with 6 notes - VIA: cellobowsandarrows - Reblog?
#cellobowsandarrows #omg i like where this is going
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