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Buttttttttt I could have! You have no idea of the perils of peanut M&Ms in the throat, bro! -Tommy rubbed his palm over his adams apple gingerly.- WAIT, WAIT. A WEEK?! A week? OHMYGOD. A WEEKKKKK?! FUCK FUCK FUCK okay okay okay, no… no… okay, wait. One week. Seven days. That’s… that’s… -pauses for a milisecond- One hundred and sixty-eight hours. Shit. I’m not… ready to be seventeen. OH GOD I’M GETTING OLD. I’M GONNA START RUNNING AS FAST AS QUICKSILVER. THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE. MY HAIR’S GONNA GO WHITE!WAIT. My hair’s already white…
IT’S STILL MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
OLD. I’M OLD.
OKAY, SO… SO… WE COULD… go kart racing? You know, at one of the tracks. Then food. Then nightclubs. Or bars. Can I invite someone? I mean someone that isn’t family or a Young Avenger. Just I know a guy.
*blink blink tries to keep up with Tommy’s train of thought and can’t*
Whoa, um… calm down, bro. Seriously, you’re freaking me out. You aren’t old, settle down.
*laughs softly* Karting, foot, and clubs. Sounds like a fun night to me. I don’t mind at all, honestly you can’t just hang out with your lame kid brother all the time. Who’s your friend?
-Freezes- UH UH UH UH UH UH. HE’S UH. HE’S. HE’S UH. YOU SEE UM. HE’S. ARUNAWAY? NOTONEOFTHOSERUNAWAYS? JUSTARUNAWAY. THAT’S NOW IN XAVIER’S SCHOOL. AND HE’S COOL. AND HIS NAME IS WADE WILSON.
*stops, blinks, staaaaaaaaaaares*
Wade Wilson. Wade Never-shuts-up-even-when-he’s-alone, guns and swords and really bad jokes Wilson.
Deadpool?
Whyyyyy?
things that i need in my life right now:
- sex
- cheese pizza
- ice cream
- sex
- rough sex
- gentle sex
- more ice cream
- cuddling
- S E X
- more pizza
► mixed-blood-prince whispered Write 10 facts about yourself and send to 10 of your favourite followers. <3- For the last time, The Sound of Music is not my favorite movie. It’s just one of my favorites and it’s the one I watch when I’m feeling down and need a mood lift.
- When we first met I was convinced Teddy was a girl. No guy is that nice and polite and grateful. Never been so glad to be proven wrong.
- I’ve never had a pet because my parents don’t like dogs and Jake is allergic to cats.
- I cook when I’m bored.
- My lifetime goal is to sleep for a solid 8 hours without being woken up by a nightmare. So far, unachieved.
- I want a big family, but I’m too scared to bring it up to Teddy.
- Pork still makes me queasy, but I try to eat a little bacon when Teddy has it for breakfast to try and build up a tolerance.
- I prefer books over movies, really. I get bored and distracted when I’m watching movies sometimes.
- I haven’t told anybody the full extent of the bullying I went through in school. I’d honestly rather just forget it and move on.
- It’s been very hard not to use my powers to influence small things like the application process for this apartment.
DEAR DEADPOOLS
I need your help finding a picture of Wade for an image macro for my husband’s roleplay site.
I need one of Wade in his full costume, laying down either in the classic ‘draw me like one of your french girl’ pose or something to that effect. I can clean up speech bubbles and the like if it’s a crop.
thank youuuu!
“Oh ewwww. That sucks, man, I’m sorry to hear that. What’d you do to get yourself grounded?” *happy that he isn’t crushed*
” You don’t wanna know. Let’s say I stepped into some literal hot water with a couple of towns and basically was to keep low after that. ” Pats the shoulders hard though. ” But you, what’s been happening to you? “
“Yeesh. Yeah, I’d lay low after that kinda thing myself.” He winced a little but kept grinning. “Not much. Finally graduated from high school, I’m considering colleges and stuff. Right now my fiance and I are hunting for an apartment so we can get out of my folks’ place.”
LIES!!! You’re always the reason for my Boner, Bee. B]
Did you really just ask me that?
LIES!!! You’re always the reason for my Boner, Bee. B]
*hugs* Where’ve you been, big guy?! The world’s a quiet and depressing place!
Gives him the not so super bone crushing hug for his backs sake. “Worlds been pretty quiet on my end..when you’ve been grounded.”
“Oh ewwww. That sucks, man, I’m sorry to hear that. What’d you do to get yourself grounded?” *happy that he isn’t crushed*
His arms wrapped around his fiancée’s waist, pulling Billy against him. With the water raining around them, teddy got lost in the kiss, tilting his head to get a better angle.Part of him, a big part, wished that they could say like this. With nothing but the sound of the water and Billy’s breath against his skin as teddy trailed kisses down the column of the mages throat.
Billy’s mouth opened to welcome Teddy into the kiss, his tongue seeking out the underside of his fiance’s as he leaned close under the water. A small noise escaped him and his arms drew tight around Teddy’s neck.
His head tipped back and he moaned softly, hoping he didn’t lose his balance and hanging on to Teddy’s shoulders so he wouldn’t. The nice thing about this silly place which had once been their base… the water was hooked to a massive boiler that never seemed to run dry.
